D.I.Y. or Die: Post-mortem cosmetic surgery

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*This post contains images that may be disturbing to some readers but they are cool, so read at your own risk!*

By a show of hands, who knew that morticianing [probably a word] was a surgical practice? Great. Next question: Who knew that it was an art? Not many hands, excellent. [I really can’t see your hands but thank you for participating.]

So tidbits of this survey are: 1) Embalming is surgery of sorts 2) Morticianing [not sure if it’s really a word] is an artform 3) Both of those things together make us plastic surgeons of death.

People can die in so many ways. I would love to say that most deaths are easy on the body and the decedent (dead person) just looks like a sleeping angel, but reality is that no one is beautiful dead. Picture this: eyes somewhere between open and closed lacking the gleam we are used to, mouth hanging wide open with or without the purge of internal contents, and hands clenched into somewhat of a fist. Really though, this is best case scenario for restoration of the body. But imagine if you will, someone with a gun shot wound to the face or some sort of blunt force trauma. How do those situations make someone look? Simple answer is that this person will probably be very unrecognizable. So we, as morticians (or future morticians), step in for some restoration so that if the family chooses to have an open casket visitation, their loved one will look as they were in life.

This part of morticianing [ok it’s definitely not a word] is called restorative arts. This is easily one of the hardest courses I have been a part of to date. But this isn’t just a course, it is part of the career. From simply setting the features (closing the eyes and mouth), shaving, and cosmetizing to facial reconstruction, a mortician will work diligently to please the family. Sometimes it fails, but putting forth our best effort is all we can do.

So how is it done? Well it just depends on the damage to the tissue we are working with. Most of the time it is wax that is molded and cosmetized to look like skin! I enjoy challenging myself, so I have a lot of fun trying to make the wax look realistic. Here are some images of what I’ve worked on:

Please don’t judge my generic ears. They are all really uniform and don’t resemble a model’s. I am really proud of my noses though. I’ve spent loads of time on them and I am still trying to perfect them.

So this is where I am starting in my career. As time goes on I will get better. For some more visual of some restorative art work here are a few more examples:

Aren’t they beautiful?! The amount of care and time that someone put into these remains is just inspiring. Note: These photos do not belong to me. I found them through a Google search.

So the next time you are at a funeral, before judging that the person looks bad or, like you know, dead, just remember that the mortician put a lot of hard work into making this post-mortem plastic surgery successful. After all, morticianing [last time I promise!] is an artform and the human body is the canvas.

Until next time, stay intrigued by death, my friends.

TC – Death Writer

Type 4 waste

“What is that” – Well…you.

“Should I be worried?” – …probably not.

“Will this blog make me need a barf bag?” – Only if you find my writing absolutely atrocious or if the thought of not existing anymore frightens you to that physical reaction.

I should just leave the blog there. Make you question me, or just actually talk with me.

(C’mon death enthusiasts… I don’t bite. Please ask me questions. I need writing inspiration.)

Anyway…. Throughout human history, both written and unwritten (so thousands of years) there seems to be something that always lingers in the back of our minds. I am not talking about the instinctual thought of where the next meal will come from (probably Aldi), but a deeper, more powerful question…What does this [life and death] all mean?

We are born. We live a few decades. We die. Just like that. Some lives are short while some lucky few get 80+ years. We are told that it doesn’t matter the length, but that the life lived is what is important. Then we go into the earth to decompose or the crematory to burn, making every single human Type 4 Waste. This being pathological/biological waste and also the same waste of that produced at a slaughterhouse.

Think about that…I’ll wait.

It’s a hard thing to grasp that our lives (and the people and animals we hold dear to us) just end up as waste. To insert my favorite quote “Life sucks and then you die.” (TBH I have no idea where that came from…)

So what does it all mean?

I wish I had the answer to that. All I know is that while my (amazing) body and soul walk this earth, I will try to live a fantastic existance knowing the impending future. You see, death actually frightens me. I think about who I am and that one day I will just cease to exist and it petrifies me. However, it is the reason behind why I am death positive. Just because I am scared does not mean I can’t embrace my own humanity. I know one day I will die, I know what will happen with my remains, and I know that my physical body will just become type 4 waste.

Don’t shy away from these hard thoughts. Instead, embrace them.

And as always, stay intrigued by death, my friends.

 

TC- Death Writer

 

Have You Decided? – Natural Burial

Well, you’ve passed on a traditional service and you’ve passed on cremation, so now what? You may be like many people out there and think that those are your only two options. Let me tell you a secret…they aren’t!

“What?!”

“Stop lying to us!”

“Dude, you’re crazy. There’s only embalming or cremation.”

Well my friends, you’re wrong. There are always options. Let me introduce to you, or rather reintroduce, the practice of natural burial. I say reintroduce because humans have been around for a long time and before embalming was even a thing, people were just straight-up buried.

I don’t want to confuse you, so let’s just dive right into what natural burial is. Natural, in this sense, means the human body as it is (at the time of death or in life). That’s a definition I just made up so I can’t really give a source for that. Just take my word for it. [Side note: There are 15 different definitions of natural on Merriam-Webster’s website. Who knew?] This basically means an unembalmed corpse, or just a body. No chemicals, cosmetics, or anything that accompanies embalming. By law, embalming is not (IS NOT!!!) required. If you don’t wish to be embalmed, then don’t. Now, the burial part is just that, a burial. You can choose to be shrouded, placed in a biodegradable casket, a mushroom suit that aids decomposition (see Image 1 and view TedTalk), placed in a pod that grows a tree (see Image 2), or even just placed in the ground.

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For me, natural burial is a way to bring death back into society. For so long, we have pushed it away and never wanted to think about it. But, by going naturially, your family has a chance to be a part of the process. Your family can choose to have a wake at home, wash your body and dress you, and even dig the hole for your body to be placed (How intimate is that?!). Now, these options can be possibilities for traditional services and cremations, so if you want that, then choose it.

The whole idea is to return your body to the earth. You get a chance to decompose in the most honest way possible, giving life back to the planet. You are finally completing the circle and you’re not introducing chemicals into the soil (Do you know how bad that is to the environment, let alone the people who work with them?!). Let it be known that this is what I want done with my body. I want my family to be as involved as possible and place me in the earth to let nature take its course.

Jae Rhim Lee – Infinity Burial Project: This TedTalk is definitely one worth watching. It is rather short, but the information is amazing  – https://www.ted.com/talks/jae_rhim_lee#t-137503

Ask A Mortician – Why are you SO MEAN to Embalming? – Caitlin’s thoughts are my thoughts. She gets it. She knows what’s up. (Definitely my inspiration in the death care industry!) – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMw5E2rzKWg

Green Burial Council – Click this link to find where a natural burial cemetery is in proximity to you (at least in the US) – https://greenburialcouncil.org/find-a-provider/


Over the last few blogs, I have given you some good information that I hope has sparked how you think about your death. Just by taking the time to plan how you want to leave this world, you are accepting your fate. Death is never something we should push aside, because it will happen. As scary as that seems, it will happen. Stay curious and intrigued by death.